thats-slightly-raven:
spoken-not-written:
thats-slightly-raven:
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
(via puddingsock)
(Quelle: hiddle-stoners, via angiesmileyyyy)
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
(via ireaditinthepapersoitmustbetrue)
thatshitaintpunk:
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
(Quelle: 4gifs, via tessaviolet)
Dylan Moran (via pakizah)(Quelle: larmoyante, via tessaviolet)
(Quelle: shaquille0nihilism, via micthemicrophone)
(Quelle: tankwang, via angiesmileyyyy)
galaxys4:
getoffmybloghoe:
11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight
why is this in an 11 year old voice I think this every day damn
(via jesussbabymomma)
rnilkbreath:
if someone is happy with their religion and not bothering u why the FUCK would u go out of ur way to say ‘everything uve ever believed in is bullshit’ like how much of an asshole do u have to be
(via jesussbabymomma)
earthnation:
jumbled-memory:
vaginasareamyth:
earthnation:
remember when rebecca black was a thing
SHE STILL IS A THING I HAVE ALL 5 OF HER SINGLES ON MY IPOD LONG LIVE QUEEN BLACK
AMEN!! All hail Madame Black!!
why is this happening to me
(via jesussbabymomma)
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